Me watching Captain America: maybe he'll catch the spy this time
Me watching Captain America: maybe he'll save his brother this time
Me watching Captain America: maybe he'll
Captain America: No.
“worth it” whispered the 15 year old white girl blogger who has an obsession with serial killers, as she lay dying in the alley after meeting her idol
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1 June 2012
England: The Queen's diamond jubilee.
America: National doughnut day.
I love Tumblr. You can say “asgfdhgyukdas” or “hnng” and everyone will understand you, but spell “you’re” wrong and you’re dead.
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When you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page.
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
NOWHERE TO HIDE
OPEN PAINT
OPEN PAINT
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